We’ll come right out and say it: Black Friday can be frigging dangerous.
Black Friday means one thing – carbo-loaded, sleep-deprived, apeshit consumers, gooned out of their skulls on Tryptophan and God knows what else, stampeding innocents in their heedless bloodlust for rock-bottom prices. Add some good eye violence and Tisa Farrow, and you’d have the makings of a good Lucio Fulci Movie.
But in actuality, no one’s giving out any medals for Black Friday valor. Between you and me, who wants to be trampled at a Wal-Mart when you could be wrapping up your holiday labors with just a few clicks of a mouse at the Severin Online Store?
That’s right, because Severin loves you, deeply, openly, and without qualification, we want you to start off your holiday season with a pronounced bang. We want you to get in on the action with our inaugural Black Emanuelle Friday.
For one day only, every Black Emanuelle title in the Severin canon will be slashed at 50% off its normal price. Can you imagine the look on your loved one’s face when they wake up on Christmas morning to a stocking stuffed with the finest Eurotica of its age? We can – and trust us, Black Emanuelle is the gift that keeps on giving.
So this holiday season, put someone special on your “Naughty” list…give them the gift of Gemser!